Okay, internet people, I have returned from our Superb Owl viewing. No, unfortunately the great owl did not show up, once again. I do not understand why they call it the Superb Owl if there is no superb owl. Lazarus and I are always disappointed by it. They have all these bright lights and this big game of catch just to summon the owl, but it never comes.

I know it is a big part of American culture, but I don’t understand why they try anymore. They also say Superb Owl strangely, but I suppose that is part of American culture as well, like how they say aluminium instead of aluminium. Well, I suppose that doesn’t really work when typed on the internet, but you know what I mean.

Sorry, I have gotten distracted again. I am supposed to be telling you about why we needed our glass balustrade to be repaired. “Aren’t vampires supposed to be super graceful?” I hear you asking. Well, yes, they are, which is how I know that it must be Gizmo’s fault.

I suppose it could have been Robin Collinson’s fault, but he is usually pretty graceful too. Nadia is trying to take the blame for breaking the balustrade, but I know it was Gizmo. I don’t care how many times Nadia claims she couldn’t see the balustrade because it was made of glass and her reflection didn’t show in it because she is a vampire; I know it was Gizmo!

I suppose it doesn’t really matter how it was broken or who broke it (it was Gizmo because he is very clumsy). We are having a specialist in glass repair near Melbourne come to the house to fix it today. Although I suppose there isn’t really much to fix. Maybe we should just get a new balustrade installed instead.

This one will be sturdy so that when Gizmo falls into it, the balustrade will not break. 

So yes, that is the interesting story behind the glass balustrade breaking. Gizmo broke it, and I won’t hear anything else about the matter!

– Fernando