I want to sell my house because I want to move somewhere that’s close to a cafe. I don’t love the area that I’m living in now, pretty much because it sucks. I don’t think I could look a buyer in the eye and tell them how good my place is, so I need to have a chat with professional conveyancing lawyers and see if they can do all the negotiating on my behalf. 

I’ll tell them exactly what living in my property is like and then hopefully they can tell the potential buyers the best parts of living in it whilst keeping the average parts a secret. I know it sounds dodgy and that’s because it probably is, but now that I’m typing it out loud, is it possible that this deception is illegal too? Surely not. Conveyancing is an actual job. It’s not like I’m going to some underground realtor or something, this is a legitimate career and they’re in charge of looking after me, which is what they’re doing. 

I guess I have to put my guilt about selling someone my bad property that’s not near a cafe aside and let the conveyancer in the Brighton area do their job. Once I sell my house, I’m going to buy a house just one street away from a shopping strip. The shopping strip will have at least ten cafes. I’ll visit a new cafe every day for the first couple of weeks and then decide on my favourite. I’ll treat myself to a large cappuccino every morning and then start my day off right.

In my current home, I can only drink instant coffee which makes me sick. When I bought this house a few years back I thought I was getting an incredible deal, but with the lack of anything important nearby, I need to get out. I can’t wait until the conveyancer can help me sell my home. I’ll leave all the contracts and negotiating up to them.