I really miss Australia’s Next Top Office. That was a standout show, far above the rest of recent Australian television. Whoever came up with that concept is a total genius. Little Brother was just getting boring after twenty years. We needed something new, something fresh. It didn’t seem possible. We were doomed to endure another year of Little Brother and Really Good Chefs.

Enter Next Top Office. It captured the Australian market by storm, showing us that reality television was still worth watching. Who was the best at office design near Melbourne? So many possibilities for action and drama! The fact that the show was cancelled halfway through the second season is an absolute travesty.

Seriously, I have never met somebody who didn’t like ANTO. As they say, the only people who don’t like Australia’s Next Top Office have never watched it. Watching people try to renovate or build a house on television? Super boring. Watching someone design an office? Now that’s where it’s at.

I almost want to get commercial office fitouts around Melbourne just to remember what it was like on the show. And I don’t even have an office! I don’t even work at one. But I would seriously consider buying an office just to get it fitted out.

What would I actually design my office to look like? I’d probably do something similar to Ms Frankie’s office from ANTO season two. I really liked the direction she was going in. It’s a shame it couldn’t be completed due to the series being abruptly cancelled. I think she would have won. Unfortunately, we will never know for sure.

I know why they had to cancel ANTO season two, but can’t they just bring it back for season three? I can’t take any more of this lesser reality television. I would pay good money to have another season of Australia’s Next Top Office. I’m talking about really good money. Like, whatever money you’re thinking, add money to that. Come on producers, make it happen!