Welcome back to our semi-live coverage of the climactic battle between Sewer Wizard and Space Wizard. It feels like we’ve been building up to this for a long time, and we’re finally here! After Australia’s Next Top Office was abruptly cancelled mid-season, the fans have been dying to find out what happens between the contestants and the man who ruined it all.

Space Wizard and Sewer Wizard shoot up into the air like superheroes, circling around each other while flying. And then the laser beams begin! Both shoot blasts from their eyes and their lasers connect, fighting to push each other back. You’d hate to be caught in the middle of that! Two powerful beings go at it here, fighting for their own ideals. Space Wizard fights to avenge everything good about the competition, which was brutally destroyed, and re-establish the prime time appeal of commercial design for Melbourne offices. Sewer Wizard fights to prove himself different to Space Wizard, haunted by the latter’s memories.

What’s this? Garbage is starting to appear beneath the combatants, giving Sewer Wizard an aura of extra power. But Ms Frankie is quick on the hydro pump, washing the garbage away. As quickly as it had come, the trash is gone. Now there’s a woman you can trust to do your office fitout service. Melbourne managers, get in contact with her!

The two wizards disengage temporarily, turning off their laser vision. Sewer Wizard turns around, looking toward Ms Frankie. His lasers heat up again, ready to strike her! Before he can do it, though, Jack Zebraman fires his ballista of electrical supplies, distracting Sewer Wizard. Unfortunately for the very famous actor, Sewer Wizard fires his laser vision in that direction!

Jack Zebraman’s ballista is blown up from the deadly power of those beams. Zebraman is thrown into the air, hitting the ground hard. Will he survive?

Space Wizard is temporarily distracted by the destruction, and Sewer Wizard capitalises on this opportunity. He grabs his opponent by the head, driving it toward the ground. The ground shakes as they strike it, and Sewer Wizard begins to pummel his other half. Oh, the brutality! Who can possibly save Space Wizard and turn the tide?