Hello, everybody! Welcome to the live, but typed, coverage of the biggest event of the year! I’m Tybalt Way, your host this evening. After my expert coverage of the Parking Lot Cup, I’ve been chosen to commentate the showdown between Sewer Wizard and Space Wizard. We were initially planning to do a live stream, but thanks to the terrible NBN connection we have here, that isn’t possible. You’ll have to make do with these short blog posts instead!

Let’s get this thing started. Here comes Space Wizard, with his group of allies. The infamous Glass Smashing Bandit, dedicated third-grade teacher Ms Frankie, and washed-up movie star Jack Zebraman! You’ve probably heard of him because he was very famous.

Sewer Wizard stands on the other side of Sweden, the artificial town built for Australia’s Next Top Office. He destroyed every building here shortly after being created. Talk about a tantrum! It’s a shame because this place was perfect for creating Melbourne office space fitouts.

Now, Space Wizard’s gang is splitting up, heading to their stations. Ms Frankie will be controlling the giant hose, washing away any sewage and garbage that would give Sewer Wizard an advantage. Jack Zebraman will be manning a turret that shoots electrical supplies, attempting to zap Sewer Wizard. The Glass Smashing Bandit will be smashing glass panels and balustrades all over the town, sending sound waves across the area. Thankfully, all of his allies are wearing headphones. All three of them want revenge for Sewer Wizard ruining the competition. They were some of the best when it came to commercial office design for the Melbourne area.

What about Space Wizard? He will be going head-to-head with his evil clone, attempting to destroy him for good. They have the exact same powers, but hopefully his friends will be able to make a difference, otherwise, this could be a very long fight, with no clear winner. For the sake of Melbourne and its residents, let’s hope the former office design contestant, Space Wizard, can come away with the victory!