I thought today would be a normal day, but it seems I was horribly wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. That’s how wrong I was. I got up in the morning and had a regular breakfast of toast with peanut butter. Then I had a shower, got dressed and brushed my teeth. Nothing out of the ordinary, […]

I walked into the main office of the mechanic’s workshop, led onward by the receptionist. In front of me was a black desk and an office chair, back toward me. It spun around, revealing a bald man with intense eyebrows. “Welcome to my office. Thank you, Stephanie. Could you make me a cup of tea, […]

We approached the guards with hesitant steps, hoping they wouldn’t question us at all. We tried to move naturally, like a car would, but it may have come across as awkward. If we moved any faster than a hesitant crawl, though, we’d gather too much momentum and wouldn’t be able to stop. “What business do […]

This is Chuck Fiddlesticks reporting live for Channel 17. We have quite the story for you today. A new controversy has arisen in the past 24 hours online, when it was discovered that the hit Australian game show Family Fight had rigged the latest episode to kick off the reigning champions without having to pay […]

I can’t believe everybody believes that imposter is the real Great Glass Window Tinter. I should know he’s a fake since I’m the one who discovered the prophecy in the first place. And yet nobody believes me when I tell them. Either that or they don’t care. As they say, is ignorance worse than apathy? […]

Welcome back to our semi-live coverage of the climactic battle between Sewer Wizard and Space Wizard. It feels like we’ve been building up to this for a long time, and we’re finally here! After Australia’s Next Top Office was abruptly cancelled mid-season, the fans have been dying to find out what happens between the contestants […]

Hello, everybody! Welcome to the live, but typed, coverage of the biggest event of the year! I’m Tybalt Way, your host this evening. After my expert coverage of the Parking Lot Cup, I’ve been chosen to commentate the showdown between Sewer Wizard and Space Wizard. We were initially planning to do a live stream, but […]

“I’m so sorry!” I said, holding Timmy’s hand as the magical ambulance rushed us to the magical hospital. “I had no idea that unicorn would kick you in the face for suggesting we sell its land! I didn’t realise its family considered it a sacred glade which they’d owned for generations! You see, conveyancing in […]

I immediately went to the medieval reenactment store after my encounter with the engineers at the Tasmanian observatory. I had no leads on where to find the best mechanic in the area and realised that I had no ammunition for my bow. Time to fix that. The shopkeeper greeted me with a smile, and I […]

To my dear friends, Bandit, Frankie and Jack. Although I never learned how to write in your language, I can speak it well, and thus, I dictate this blog post as a final message to you. Evil Space Wizard is gone. He never truly was anything other than an extension of myself, created through a […]